JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 #1 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 There's this girl who's had a crush on me since forever! She keeps wanting to be in a relationship and if that doesn't work she wants to be friends with benefits. She's 21 and I'm only 17 and that's stuff is illegal here! I keep turning her down, but she keeps insisting and I'm at my breaking point of just saying: I don't want to be with your ugly a** She even is saying she'll wait till I'm legal to date me she won't leave me alone about dating and stuff How should I tell her to stop bothering me about it because it's not gonna happen?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike. Posted March 29, 2016 #2 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 "You better leave my ass alone before I sue you,you ugly cunt!" You're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaleFatale Posted March 29, 2016 #3 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 You can go on a date with her... And make it awful on purpose... She will never want to even hear about you... Be on your phone the whole time, disrespect her, look distracted from your conversation, be subtly rude and shady, keep an ironic smile and if she keeps on... Burp and laugh about it. She will get pissed off and leave... For good I have tried it before... Many times. And I didn't even use all of those steps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #4 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I have a couple options: 1. just reject her in song if you sing this, you should be good 2. you could say you already have a girlfriend 3. you could say your gay 4. call the police saying a woman is obsessed with you and stalking you 5. move to a different country where you will never see her again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #5 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I have a couple options: 1. just reject her in song if you sing this, you should be good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I 2. you could say you already have a girlfriend 3. you could say your gay 4. call the police saying a woman is obsessed with you and stalking you 5. move to a different country where you will never see her again I tried the NO thing and she said she was used to it cuz I already do that to her daily.She won't believe I have a gf. The gay thing won't work, I've tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #6 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 You can go on a date with her... And make it awful on purpose... She will never want to even hear about you... Be on your phone the whole time, disrespect her, look distracted from your conversation, be subtly rude and shady, keep an ironic smile and if she keeps on... Burp and laugh about it. She will get pissed off and leave... For good I have tried it before... Many times. And I didn't even use all of those steps. I could do that!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #7 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 "You better leave my ass alone before I sue you,you ugly cunt!" You're welcome. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #8 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I tried the NO thing and she said she was used to it cuz I already do that to her daily. She won't believe I have a gf. The gay thing won't work, I've tried you could go on a date with her and spend the whole time texting another girl or tell her if she doesnt stop obsessing with you that you'll spray lemon juice in her eyes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #9 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 you could go on a date with her and spend the whole time texting another girl or tell her if she doesnt stop obsessing with you that you'll spray lemon juice in her eyes I love that idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #10 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I love that idea! the lemon juice or texting :fall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #11 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 the lemon juice or texting :fall:Lemon juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #12 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Lemon juice its my cheap alternative to pepper spray :fall: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #13 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 its my cheap alternative to pepper spray :fall:My dad is a cop so I could use real pepper spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #14 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 My dad is a cop so I could use real pepper spray ok if your dad is a cop, why dont you tell him a girl over the age of 18 is trying to date you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenCoco Posted March 29, 2016 #15 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 here is the real magic words I'M GAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #16 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 here is the real magic words I'M GAY he already tried it and it didn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenCoco Posted March 29, 2016 #17 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 he already tried it and it didn't work i'm not talking to you bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #18 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 i'm not talking to you bye just saying he already tried 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenCoco Posted March 29, 2016 #19 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 just saying he already tried shut up go listen to fatty trainor bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #20 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 shut up go listen to fatty trainor bye are you mad at me or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenCoco Posted March 29, 2016 #21 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 are you mad at me or something yeah shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #22 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 yeah shut up y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #23 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 ok if your dad is a cop, why dont you tell him a girl over the age of 18 is trying to date you I did they won't do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshLee Posted March 29, 2016 Author #24 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 here is the real magic words I'M GAY I've tried she said yeah right because I only date girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifuseekme Posted March 29, 2016 #25 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 I did they won't do anything oh tell them she's stalking you then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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